Hold onto your hats: Alabama’s new chancellor of postsecondary education, Frieda Hill, will receive salary and benefits exceeding $350,000 annually.

If a politician ‘goes rogue’ and no one is there to report it, does she make any noise?

How can you flatly state that electronic bingo is illegal on the grounds that the devices are slot machines without including the state’s largest gambling hall? The omission is glaring, and the people of Alabama have not missed it.

If people are going to gamble when they really cannot afford to do so, then they will also spend their money elsewhere, such as on booze, drugs, sleazy clubs or many other options that are available to people willing to waste their last dollar instead of spending it wisely — bingo or no bingo!

You would think that Wile E. Coyote was president of the United States.

She has the wholehearted support of such anti-America figures as Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter.